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The iFi iDSD Diablo is a portable DAC that claims to be more powerful than the Chord Mojo. It was the main headphone stress tester as the Chord Mojo went out of action at the time of its introduction.

As of December 8th 2022, it has been decommissioned of its role by the Mojo 2, as it began malfunctioning due to intensive unintended use; ironically, according to Wade, it has been replaced the same way the Chord mojo did. Its kill count is eight.

The song Wade uses is Scarlet Fire.

Hitlist (In order of appearance)[]

Headphone Warning: Please lower your volume before clicking any of the videos in the "Damage" column. The audio can be ear-damaging.

Device Type Appearance Damage Smell
Hello Kitty MP3 Player Included Dirtybuds Even Hello Kitty made an MP3 player... Minimal Awful
Behringer HPM1000 Headphones N/A N/A
Gatorade iClick Dirtybuds Big Companies make the Worst Junk. Dingus’d
Kellogg's MP3 Player Minimal
Hyundai MP3 Player Cooked Bad
Pepsi Max MP3 Player Cooked

(presumably)

Avon MP3 Player FIRST KILL! Stinky
Kwack Kwack The Duck Dual Speaker Setup I Present: "Kwack Kwack. The Duck." N/A,

however...

N/A
The Dark Knight Rises "Bat-A-Rang" MP3 player Dirtybuds Even BATMAN made an MP3 player. Severe

(presumably)

Stinky
Batman: The Bold and the Brave MP3 Player After Show: I was scammed by Batman. N/A,

however...

N/A
SpiDog Single Speaker Setup I got an iDog. N/A
Apple iPod Earbuds 2nd Gen (From Cashies) Earbuds (Pair 1) Cashies Special Vol. 3 N/A
Earbuds (Pair 2) N/A
Flash Disk MP3 Dirtybuds The Mystery Nugget Surprise. SECOND KILL! N/A (Presumably)
Soulcker MP3 Player Minimal Extemely Smelly
Aiworth MP3 Player Severe N/A
Ben 10 MP3 Player Even Ben 10 made an MP3 player... Round 1: N/A

Round 2, 3, and 4: Medium (Crunchy)

Absolutely Stinky
iCarly MP3 Player After Show: The iCarly nugget. Round 1: N/A

Round 2: THIRD KILL!

N/A
Craig 512MB Digital Audio Player Quad Speaker Setup

(Folding Amplified Travel Speaker)

It’s the Craig-a-thon. Diablo: N/A

1 Grit: Destroyed it

N/A
Dirtybuds N/A
Craig Digital Stereo Earbuds 3-Pack Dirtybuds (Pair 1) Severe Extemely Smelly
Dirtybuds (Pair 2) Destroyed (not a kill by the Diablo) N/A
Dirtybuds (Pair 3) Moderate

(Presumably)

Alot of Smells
Craig Ultra Sound Speaker Single Speaker Setup Diablo: N/A

1 Grit: Destroyed it

N/A
HP iPod Mini Second Generation Dirtybuds Hewlett-Packard made iPods?? N/A
Evolution MTV 64 MP3 Player Earbuds (LàPhonies) Even MTV made an MP3 player... N/A
Cube MP3 Player Dirtybuds The most wasteful thing I've owned. Minimal Chemicals
QUDO Dirtybuds Finding the worst ever earbuds. FOURTH KILL! N/A
"Make A Wish" Earbuds FIFTH KILL!
Omega HP-16 Earbuds N/A,

however...

Avico EP35XL Earphone Singular Earphone N/A
RockPapa Comfort Headphones Headphones made for children. N/A
Kids Frog Phones Headphones N/A
The worst bootleg iPod Dirtybuds The absolute worst bootleg iPod. SIXTH KILL! Chemical factory
Barbie Girls MP3 Player Dirtybuds Even Barbie made an MP3 player... Severe

(Presumably)

Really Really Smelly
The JIVE POD Single Speaker Setup The Jive Pod. N/A,

But...

N/A
Apple iPod Second Generation Earbuds (From Cashies) Earbuds The Worlds most Powerful MP3 Player. (Fiio M17) SEVENTH KILL!
Earbuds Minimal (Presumably)
Apple iPod Video Dirtybuds Opening a brand new iPod Video. N/A Acetone + "Like the new apple thing"
GoBible Traveler NRSV CE


(Full name: GoBible Traveler New Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition)

Dirtybuds Even Jesus made an MP3 player… Moderate

(Presumably)

Stinky
The Koss Cheese Headphones Dirtybuds The Koss "Cheese Headphones" EIGHTH KILL! N/A
HTC Desire Dirtybuds Cashies Special V NINTH KILL! Stinky
Crayola 2 GB MP3 Player Dirtybuds Even CRAYOLA made an MP3 player... Moderate (Presumably) N/A


TODO:

add these to the table:

  • Cashies earbuds (The Chord Mojo 2)

Finish these:

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