The iFi iDSD Diablo is a portable DAC that claims to be more powerful than the Chord Mojo. It was the main headphone stress tester as the Chord Mojo went out of action at the time of its introduction.
As of December 8th 2022, it has been decommissioned of its role by the Mojo 2, as it began malfunctioning due to intensive unintended use; ironically, according to Wade, it has been replaced the same way the Chord mojo did. Its kill count is eight.
The song Wade uses is Scarlet Fire.
Hitlist (In order of appearance)[]
Headphone Warning: Please lower your volume before clicking any of the videos in the "Damage" column. The audio can be ear-damaging.
Device | Type | Appearance | Damage | Smell |
---|---|---|---|---|
Hello Kitty MP3 Player | Included Dirtybuds | Even Hello Kitty made an MP3 player... | Minimal | Awful |
Behringer HPM1000 | Headphones | N/A | N/A | |
Gatorade iClick | Dirtybuds | Big Companies make the Worst Junk. | Dingus’d | |
Kellogg's MP3 Player | Minimal | |||
Hyundai MP3 Player | Cooked | Bad | ||
Pepsi Max MP3 Player | Cooked
(presumably) | |||
Avon MP3 Player | FIRST KILL! | Stinky | ||
Kwack Kwack The Duck | Dual Speaker Setup | I Present: "Kwack Kwack. The Duck." | N/A, | N/A |
The Dark Knight Rises "Bat-A-Rang" MP3 player | Dirtybuds | Even BATMAN made an MP3 player. | Severe
(presumably) |
Stinky |
Batman: The Bold and the Brave MP3 Player | After Show: I was scammed by Batman. | N/A, | N/A | |
SpiDog | Single Speaker Setup | I got an iDog. | N/A | |
Apple iPod Earbuds 2nd Gen (From Cashies) | Earbuds (Pair 1) | Cashies Special Vol. 3 | N/A | |
Earbuds (Pair 2) | N/A | |||
Flash Disk MP3 | Dirtybuds | The Mystery Nugget Surprise. | SECOND KILL! | N/A (Presumably) |
Soulcker MP3 Player | Minimal | Extemely Smelly | ||
Aiworth MP3 Player | Severe | N/A | ||
Ben 10 MP3 Player | Even Ben 10 made an MP3 player... | Round 1: N/A | Absolutely Stinky | |
iCarly MP3 Player | After Show: The iCarly nugget. | Round 1: N/A | N/A | |
Craig 512MB Digital Audio Player | Quad Speaker Setup
(Folding Amplified Travel Speaker) |
It’s the Craig-a-thon. | Diablo: N/A | N/A |
Dirtybuds | N/A | |||
Craig Digital Stereo Earbuds 3-Pack | Dirtybuds (Pair 1) | Severe | Extemely Smelly | |
Dirtybuds (Pair 2) | Destroyed (not a kill by the Diablo) | N/A | ||
Dirtybuds (Pair 3) | Moderate
(Presumably) |
Alot of Smells | ||
Craig Ultra Sound Speaker | Single Speaker Setup | Diablo: N/A | N/A | |
HP iPod Mini Second Generation | Dirtybuds | Hewlett-Packard made iPods?? | N/A | |
Evolution MTV 64 MP3 Player | Earbuds (LàPhonies) | Even MTV made an MP3 player... | N/A | |
Cube MP3 Player | Dirtybuds | The most wasteful thing I've owned. | Minimal | Chemicals |
QUDO | Dirtybuds | Finding the worst ever earbuds. | FOURTH KILL! | N/A |
"Make A Wish" Earbuds | FIFTH KILL! | |||
Omega HP-16 Earbuds | N/A, | |||
Avico EP35XL Earphone | Singular Earphone | N/A | ||
RockPapa Comfort | Headphones | Headphones made for children. | N/A | |
Kids Frog Phones | Headphones | N/A | ||
The worst bootleg iPod | Dirtybuds | The absolute worst bootleg iPod. | SIXTH KILL! | Chemical factory |
Barbie Girls MP3 Player | Dirtybuds | Even Barbie made an MP3 player... | Severe
(Presumably) |
Really Really Smelly |
The JIVE POD™ | Single Speaker Setup | The Jive Pod. | N/A, | N/A |
Apple iPod Second Generation Earbuds (From Cashies) | Earbuds | The Worlds most Powerful MP3 Player. (Fiio M17) | SEVENTH KILL! | |
Earbuds | Minimal (Presumably) | |||
Apple iPod Video | Dirtybuds | Opening a brand new iPod Video. | N/A | Acetone + "Like the new apple thing" |
GoBible Traveler NRSV CE
|
Dirtybuds | Even Jesus made an MP3 player… | Moderate
(Presumably) |
Stinky |
The Koss Cheese Headphones | Dirtybuds | The Koss "Cheese Headphones" | EIGHTH KILL! | N/A |
HTC Desire | Dirtybuds | Cashies Special V | NINTH KILL! | Stinky |
Crayola 2 GB MP3 Player | Dirtybuds | Even CRAYOLA made an MP3 player... | Moderate (Presumably) | N/A |
TODO:
add these to the table:
- Cashies earbuds (The Chord Mojo 2)
Finish these: